What a tool!

A Polish man apparently fell and lost consciousness.  When he regained consciousness he was at first aware only of pain in a hand before realizing something else was wrong. He walked to his car, looked in a mirror and noticed the screwdriver, penetrating his forehead, 2 inches in, just above his right eye. The man then smoked a cigarette before calling a neighbor who got him to the hospital. The screwdriver did not damage the man’s eyes or brain.

Matthew Maleski, 32, was fired Tuesday from his teaching position after another teacher in the special education department found emails that contained photos of Maleski shirtless in an account teachers shared for the purpose of communicating with parents! Maleski — a former male model before he became a teacher, said he used an email application on his phone that syncs up multiple accounts and didn’t realize others with access to the school account could see his other personal emails that he used to get “hook ups” from Craigslist.   No inappropriate emails were sent to parents or teachers, the report said.

 screwdriver in headWisconsin man Jarad Carr got himself into a jam when he tried to get a refund for a printer.  Sounds legit…until they opened up the printer and saw a sheet of counterfeit money he had copied was still inside! When a manager quietly called cops about the matter, Carr tried to bolt, but was restrained and found to have a couple of phony 100-dollar bills in his wallet.  Carr, who threatened officers at the scene, was charged with fraud, forgery and resisting arrest.

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