What eggs-actly are you going with those?

20-year-old Christo­pher King a bur­glary sus­pect in Bucks County, Penn­syl­va­nia, told police he was just man eggsbor­row­ing some eggs for break­fast. He admit­ted to climb­ing through his neighbor’s kitchen win­dow but says he only went in to get some ingre­di­ents for break­fast. Hey, it is after all the most impor­tant meal of the day. While inside the house, King also rum­maged through draw­ers look­ing for valu­ables but even­tu­ally left with just the eggs. He was still busted for felony bur­glary and other charges.

Sailor, Todd Ver­coe was reliev­ing him­self off the back of a boat in New Zealand when he acci­den­tally fell over­board. His two bud­dies, who were at the front of the boat, had no idea he had fallen over and con­tin­ued on their way. He spent three hours with­out a life jacket (in shark infested waters) swim­ming to shore through a thun­der­storm and even­tu­ally found land. Once on land he etched “SOS” into the sand and was even­tu­ally res­cued by a helicopter.

Port St. Lucie police were on the look­out for a man they sus­pected had taken at least five cars from park­ing lots at Wal­mart, Sam’s Club and Pub­lix. Offi­cers even­tu­ally spot­ted Calvin Rodriguez in a Honda Civic and tried to stop him but the car “began dri­ving at a high rate of speed and was lost sight of.” That’s when the alli­ga­tor stepped in. Appar­ently, the thief ran into it while it was mean­der­ing across the road and “caused the car to crash into a median,” accord­ing to a police report. Rodriguez is charged with five counts of grand theft.


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