What eggs-actly are you going with those?

20-year-old Christopher King a burglary suspect in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, told police he was just man eggsborrowing some eggs for breakfast. He admitted to climbing through his neighbor’s kitchen window but says he only went in to get some ingredients for breakfast. Hey, it is after all the most important meal of the day. While inside the house, King also rummaged through drawers looking for valuables but eventually left with just the eggs. He was still busted for felony burglary and other charges.

Sailor, Todd Vercoe was relieving himself off the back of a boat in New Zealand when he accidentally fell overboard. His two buddies, who were at the front of the boat, had no idea he had fallen over and continued on their way. He spent three hours without a life jacket (in shark infested waters) swimming to shore through a thunderstorm and eventually found land. Once on land he etched “SOS” into the sand and was eventually rescued by a helicopter.

Port St. Lucie police were on the lookout for a man they suspected had taken at least five cars from parking lots at Walmart, Sam’s Club and Publix. Officers eventually spotted Calvin Rodriguez in a Honda Civic and tried to stop him but the car “began driving at a high rate of speed and was lost sight of.” That’s when the alligator stepped in. Apparently, the thief ran into it while it was meandering across the road and “caused the car to crash into a median,” according to a police report. Rodriguez is charged with five counts of grand theft.


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