White Elephant Gift Ideas

  • Carta iPod Bath Tissue Holder – Yup, now you can plug your iPod right into the toilet paper dispenser. Perfect for those
worried about others hearing them.  (Priceless?)  http://www.xpcgear.com/icstdoforipw.html

• ‘Fart Extinguisher’ – Air freshener shaped like a mini-can of fire extinguisher. In case of emergency you may need one!  http://www.louiesgiftshack.com/-strse-3231/Humorous-over-the-hill/Detail.bok?gdftrk=gdfV22515_a_7c835_a_7c4971_a_7cLBG_d_C652

• ‘Merry Christmas Funny Doo’ – Nothing says “I don’t give a crap about you” like a present that spells out “Merry Christmas” in plastic poop. Couldn’t find a website for this…guess you’ll have to make your own.  Eww

• ‘Minor Miracle Mug’ – (Piper’s fav) Who wouldn’t be thrilled sipping their latte down to discover the miraculous face of the Virgin Mary on the bottom of the mug every morning? http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Minor-Miracle-Mug

• ‘Sweeper Slippers’ – Comfy indoor footwear with a built-in mop on the sole so floors get cleaned as you walk. Perfect gift
for the lazy teenager who refuses to do any housework.  http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Lazy-Housekeeper-Mop-Slippers/dp/B005D2UM2G

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