White Elephant Gift Ideas

  • Carta iPod Bath Tis­sue Holder – Yup, now you can plug your iPod right into the toi­let paper dis­penser. Per­fect for those
wor­ried about oth­ers hear­ing them.  (Price­less?)  http://www.xpcgear.com/icstdoforipw.html

• ‘Fart Extin­guisher’ – Air fresh­ener shaped like a mini-can of fire extin­guisher. In case of emer­gency you may need one!  http://www.louiesgiftshack.com/-strse-3231/Humorous-over-the-hill/Detail.bok?gdftrk=gdfV22515_a_7c835_a_7c4971_a_7cLBG_d_C652

• ‘Merry Christ­mas Funny Doo’ – Noth­ing says “I don’t give a crap about you” like a present that spells out “Merry Christ­mas” in plas­tic poop. Couldn’t find a web­site for this…guess you’ll have to make your own. Eww

• ‘Minor Mir­a­cle Mug’ – (Piper’s fav) Who wouldn’t be thrilled sip­ping their latte down to dis­cover the mirac­u­lous face of the Vir­gin Mary on the bot­tom of the mug every morn­ing? http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Minor-Miracle-Mug

• ‘Sweeper Slip­pers’ – Comfy indoor footwear with a built-in mop on the sole so floors get cleaned as you walk. Per­fect gift
for the lazy teenager who refuses to do any house­work.  http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Lazy-Housekeeper-Mop-Slippers/dp/B005D2UM2G

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