Woman goes to jail for a hamburger

A British woman was given a slap on the wrist by a judge after police com­plained that she kept call­ing them with false emer­gen­cies — includ­ing a fake report that she’d cut off her hand.  Mau­reen Stork was charged with fil­ing at least six bogus com­plaints and forc­ing cops to come out to her home a sev­enth time after she decided to camp out in the mid­dle of the street, obstruct­ing traf­fic. The 55-year-old also claimed to have punc­tured a lung in a fall, which turned out to be untrue as well. She was given three years of pro­ba­tion and a warn­ing not to waste police time any more.

Fire­fight­ers were called to a New Jer­sey home for a huge fire in the crawl­space.  The home­own­ers were arrested because the fire­fight­ers stum­bled across a huge drug oper­a­tion which no one both­ered to hide.  A cache of psy­che­delic mush­rooms in var­i­ous stages of growth, mar­i­juana, LSD and other illicit sub­stances.  Six peo­ple were arrested and bail for each was set at $200.000.

teen girl eating hamburgerTen­nessee woman Crys­tal Greer Brooks and her beau had been out drink­ing when she got a han­ker­ing for some Mickey D’s, and sug­gested they go grab a bite. But the boyfriend wanted to go some­where else to eat – which didn’t sit will with Brooks. She demanded he let her out of his pickup truck, and when the man, whose name was not released, got out of the driver’s seat to com­ply, she pushed him out of the way and jumped behind the wheel. Brooks then rammed him with the truck, backed up and hit him again, then a third time for good mea­sure. While she insisted he jumped onto the hood vol­un­tar­ily, wit­nesses said oth­er­wise, lead­ing cops to arrest her on charges of aggra­vated assault.

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