Yo, Adrian!!

car on art musume stepsA 20-year-old man allegedly drove his BMW down the Philadel­phia Museum of Art steps.  You know, the ones immor­tal­ized by Sylvester Stal­lone in Rocky?  Philadel­phia police say that Emin Faki told them he couldn’t stop the car because the brakes failed. After get­ting the car checked out by a mechanic, dis­cov­er­ing the brakes to be fine, police filed a crim­i­nal charge and was instructed to stay away from the museum in the meantime.

A Florida man proved he was a real rug rat by walk­ing into a home improve­ment store and rolling him­self up in a large length of car­pet.  John Wes­ley Crews wrapped him­self in about 15 feet of indoor-outdoor floor cov­er­ing, lead­ing employ­ees to call cops to get him off the prop­erty. When offi­cers arrived, they found Crews had lost con­trol of his blad­der, which he said was a result of being “messed up from being over at Don’s Ice House.”  He apol­o­gized and was charged with bur­glary and crim­i­nal mischief.

 A Florida woman who was hop­ing to get hired by an adult nov­elty store ruined any chance of a job.  She appar­ently left her name, address and phone num­ber with a man­ager – who noticed that one of the store’s prod­ucts, was miss­ing from a shelf after her depar­ture. Sur­veil­lance video showed the gal hid­ing the device, so she was brought in for ques­tion­ing – and a view­ing of the footage, which prompted her to say, “Oh my God. Look at what I’m doing. Oh my God. I’m gonna cry!”  I’ll tell ya what you’re NOT gonna get – a job!  Get outta here!  She apol­o­gized and said she was “very drunk” at the time of the inci­dent – for which she’ll appear in court next week.

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