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 Police in Florida say the Deltona water office was evacuated when a customer handed a cashier an envelope with white powder. The building was evacuated while deputies and hazardous materials teams tested the powder, which turned out to be crack cocaine. The investigation into the incident was ongoing, the sheriff’s department said.  Last time I checked the water dept doesn’t take drugs for payment.

New Jersey man Harry Heck said that he got to feeling a little frisky after he and his neighbors couldn’t convince officials that there was a problem with stray cats – so he decided to take matters into his own hands by luring them to their homes instead of his by putting cat food on their property!  Heck, who had previously complained about another townie feeding the critters on his property, pleaded guilty to littering and was ordered to pay a $250 fine.

According to a police report, John Solomayar was arguing with his neighbor when he escalated the fight by walking out into the middle of the street whipped out his junk – waving it angrily in the direction of the unnamed other gentleman and making vulgar remarks. The victim of the outburst called 911 to file a complaint, saying that the fighting was “an everyday thing.” When officers arrived at the scene, Solomayar was unsteady on his feet and reeked of alcohol, but insisted he never intentionally dropped his pants pants around ankels– saying his jeans might have fallen down because they were too big.

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