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A Tennessee man is in the hospital nursing a gunshot wound and thinking about how he’ll be more careful the next time he takes off his pants. William Rood was getting undressed and took off his pants without taking his .25 caliber pistol out of the front pocket. The gun went off and shot him in the chin and nose. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital and will recover. It could have been a lot worse.

Springfield, Mass police said the driver of a car had stopped to drop off a food order when he was approached by three men, one of them wielding a knife. The thugs took the food and then tried to take the car − but when they jumped in, not one of them knew how to drive a stick shift.  The men took their humble pie and left on foot with the food.

A woman told police that she took a cab from the Valley Forge casino Resort knowing that she had no money.  She racked up a $25 bill, got hauled into the jail, vomited all over her jail cell and celebrated by getting naked.

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