You'll shoot your face off


gun in pants

A Ten­nessee man is in the hos­pi­tal nurs­ing a gun­shot wound and think­ing about how he’ll be more care­ful the next time he takes off his pants. William Rood was get­ting undressed and took off his pants with­out tak­ing his .25 cal­iber pis­tol out of the front pocket. The gun went off and shot him in the chin and nose. He was air­lifted to a nearby hos­pi­tal and will recover. It could have been a lot worse.

Spring­field, Mass police said the dri­ver of a car had stopped to drop off a food order when he was approached by three men, one of them wield­ing a knife. The thugs took the food and then tried to take the car − but when they jumped in, not one of them knew how to drive a stick shift.  The men took their hum­ble pie and left on foot with the food.

A woman told police that she took a cab from the Val­ley Forge casino Resort know­ing that she had no money.  She racked up a $25 bill, got hauled into the jail, vom­ited all over her jail cell and cel­e­brated by get­ting naked.

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