Police in Spain responded to an emergency call from a neighbor New Years Day and found a man, 24, unresponsive and wrapped in a blanket in the trunk of a car! Paramedics determined the man was simply passed out. When he came to, police said he told them he had a vague recollection of being put in the trunk by his brother, cousin and another person. No charges were filed. This would be an easy fix for those people that get stupid. You act like an idiot; we wrap you up like a burrito and toss you in the trunk till you sober up.
12 year old Maddie Gilmartin was helping her father clean up from Thursday’s snow storm when she got an idea. ‘Hey, what would happen if I stuck my tongue to a flag pole?’ She found out, kids. She was stuck for 15 minutes before her parents were able to free her with some warm water and take her to the emergency room. The swelling in her mouth that she’s treating with Motrin and cold compresses is expected to last about six weeks. Something tells me A Christmas Story is not a classic in that household.
Matt Skytta polished off an early morning meal at an Orlando IHOP, but when the check came, he produced a badge and said, “I’m a cop, I get food for free.” When informed that police paid for chow at that location, Skytta dropped his trousers giving them his rendition of the “Moon Over My Hammie” (which by the way is a sandwich at IHOPS competitor, Denny’s). As real cops led him away, Skytta shouted that he was actually a Green Beret and claimed, “If I die, President Obama dies.” He was charged with impersonating a law-enforcement officer, trespassing and disorderly conduct.