Your scalp or your watch

tomahawkRobin Irvine of Hemet, a tomahawk-throwing cham­pion, said she woke up ter­ri­fied Sat­ur­day morn­ing when she felt some­one attempt­ing to take her watch off of her wrist. She said, “I sat right up and screamed at the top of my lungs.” Then she grabbed the tom­a­hawk she keeps by her bed and the weapon fright­ened the two men into flee­ing.  Police said one of the men, Nicholas Ulloa, was found hid­ing in a nearby bush and arrested on a first-degree bur­glary charge. The other sus­pect is still on the loose.  You can prob­a­bly spot him by the wet spot on his jeans.

Well, fra­ter­nity haz­ing has now gone to a new level as a pledge needed to have a tes­ti­cle sur­gi­cally removed after being hit in the jew­els with a towel! This was done after hav­ing Lim­burger cheese stuffed in their mouths. The Gamma Phi Gamma chap­ter at Wilm­ing­ton Col­lege in Ohio has been sus­pended. That’s a lit­tle bit of jus­tice, but, unfor­tu­nately, the pledge that was assaulted won’t get his bird’s egg back.

Richard Bran­don and a buddy ran out of cash while on a drink­ing binge and decided to bur­glar­ize a nearby house that looked to be unoc­cu­pied. But when Bran­don tried to ease him­self down through the chim­ney, he got wedged inside and ended up com­pletely immo­bi­lized – at which point his accom­plice decided to call 911 for help.  Cops arrived at the scene shortly after get­ting the call from Derke Gren­fell and freed Bran­don –before tak­ing that free­dom away by cuff­ing him and haul­ing him off to jail on two counts of burglary.

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