You're gonna really stink now

Ger­man police said a 20-year-old woman was in a nightclub’s restroom when she took a spray can­is­ter from her friend’s purse, believ­ing it to be deodor­ant which she then pepperspraysprayed. The pep­per spray quickly spread through the build­ing and the club was evac­u­ated.  Two women were treated for eye injuries.    Police said they are look­ing into whether the woman will face neg­li­gent bod­ily harm charges.

A man was detained at an air­port in New Zealand.  The man had just got­ten off a flight from China, and upon inspec­tion of his bags, agents dis­cov­ered that he was car­ry­ing a 29-centimeter don­key wang.  The man filled out the proper cus­toms paper­work and had declared it as “meat” (I’ll say). Appar­ently it is a del­i­cacy dish in China. No charges were filed against the pas­sen­ger, although agents con­fis­cated and destroyed the (cough cough) “meat.”


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